Breaking news is Slim’s elbow.. Zip rants on the current lack of sanity. Sasquatch now a sexual predator? Air Drop Junk the rage in NYC. Robotics are coming. So are the lonely! The Off the Hook Pod:

Who is angrier- The World Vs NK Fatass or Kelly Vs Ryan? Ta Ta Towel is a thing. Why? Amazon, Apple, American Green- Businesses innovating. Illinois has a new holiday. Sorta. Of the Hook Pod:

Profits up, AlGore still wrong, Kid Rock polling ahead for Senate. NY Nudist retreat scarier than the Clown with a machete. Skynet is near, love dolls to take over? Off the Hook Radio Pod:

Great White Shark race faked- twitter devours . Senator Kid Rock Eff Yeah! The cure for prostate cancer may kill ya, but you will die happy. Parrot says she did it, jury agrees. The Pod

Game of Thrones tore it up AND named Zip’s puppy! Glitter Bombing your vajayjay? CO pot laws suck unless u live there. Kid rock and Caitlyn for Senate 2018! More news you need (maybe) The OTHR Pod:

Why do women have male DNA in their brains? Are you sure you want to know?? Prison aint so bad in NZ. Stupid criminals rule the show. The Snowless Off the Hook Pod:

Uber Pooper coming to NYC.. We cant wait. Really. Hurry up! Save your man with more sex. Florida Chop Shop- for golf carts. Sharks prefer rich liberals. More news you can use on the Pod:

Can we all just get along? Hell no. Kim Jung FatF&@% needs to pay for Otto (RIP). Women cant yell Oh God? How will we know if we are doing it right? More kewl krap on the pod:

No more Puddin’ Pops for you Sir! #OrangePotus is no Caesar. The world is fat. Beary Manilow invades. More Silly Crap. The Pod:

Zip was molested at airport and CB survived the Bermuda Triangle. Health Tip- No wasp nests in the hoo-hoo. Putin rolls Megyn and nobody watched. Plus FL insanity continues. The Pod: